i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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