Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
my poor anus
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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