Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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