But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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