You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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