It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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