And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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