the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
