life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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