OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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