Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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