just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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