Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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