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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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