He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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