after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
