we have officially lost it.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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