is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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