those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I love you. Go after that dick
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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