do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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