so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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