marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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