? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Someone signed my nipple.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize