You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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