Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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