real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you still have your period?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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