Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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