The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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