think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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