No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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