Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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