Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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