We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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