I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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