I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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