some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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