I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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