i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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