uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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