I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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