I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
COCAINE IS GR8
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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