yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Randomize