She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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