when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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