I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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