You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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