Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
vagina is talking i cant
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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