Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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