I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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