the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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