i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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