I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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