I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He did a backflip because drugs
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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