we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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