So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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